It is a 10-foot-tall golden chicken with a powerful flame breath, bent on the destruction of those who have wronged it (i.e., you). Gears of War 3’s Lambent Chicken easter egg is a punishment from God. What the hell is this? What the hell is this? 10. Real chickens would never wear wide-leg trousers, as it would make them look squat. Blaziken is six feet tall and wears fashionable wide-leg trousers. Unfortunately, things go downhill at level 36, when Combusken evolves into Blaziken. Its feet are exactly the same as chicken feet, and the rage in its eyes is a familiar sight to any chicken connoisseur. (Its official bio notes that the fireballs can be up to 1,800 ☏, which seems like too much if you ask me.) Torchic can evolve into Combusken at level 16, which also has decent chicken similarities. Torchic looks very similar to a cute little baby chicken, and, just like a real baby chicken, can shoot fireballs at its enemies. Torchic is technically not a chicken (as it is a Pokémon), but somehow is still more of a chicken than those Animal Crossing pretenders could ever hope to be. They don’t do anything particularly chicken-y, they don’t lay eggs, and they take up precious space on your island that you would much rather fill with cuter villagers.

Animal Crossing chickens are barely chickens. So let’s look at which chickens are at the top of the pecking order (and which ones can go straight to chicken hell for all I care). Like extras in a movie, they fill a scene, grounding you in reality, and telling you that, no matter how weird this world gets, at least it’s not so weird that chickens don’t exist. For me, games lack that necessary je ne sais quoi if they don’t have one key component: chickens.Ĭhickens are the unsung heroes of video games. Why do you play video games? Is it because of the interesting characters? The thrilling action? The immersive storylines? That’s all well and good-but I always look for something more.

Killing chickens in skyrim